Thursday, August 5, 2010

Quote of the night.

"I'll blow you if you let me watch Shark Week."

(He did. I did. Problematic.)

10 comments:

  1. THAT is a good night.

    Now... if you could combine a drinking game, kinky sex game AND shark week...

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  2. I'm pretty sure they're running that as an ad.

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  3. I don't see why this is problematic. Everyone wins, right? :P

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  4. It's not really very problematic. But there's a certain weirdness to the fact that we laughed at how silly it was and then he changed the channel to Shark Week just because he likes me and I blew him just because I like him. But was this really the case? Or am I a low down dirty transactional-sex sharkitute?

    Yeah, it's hard to get all that worked up about this one.

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  5. Holly, I'm sure if what you really wanted was to watch Shark Week, you'd have other very reasonable options besides blowing this guy. Go home and watch it there, or if you were home, it's your TV, or something like that. From his point of view, the blowjob offer probably just emphasized the Shark Week request, as well as saying "Hey! I'll blow you!". So I'm sure this is fine.

    I think wondering if it's problematic just indicates it's something to do consciously, like rape play. If without thinking about it you started saying "Every man who helps me move this weekend gets a blowjob", or "If you vacuum my carpets, I'll fuck you", the joke would be evolving into a problem. And if someone from your circle of friends started thinking, "Do something nice for Holly and she'll have sex with you", it would also be a problem.

    (Formerly Mousie00 but my number was taken)

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  6. I'm really really glad I had finished swallowing before I got to "sharktitute". Because I don't need to be cleaning red bull off the monitor this early in the morning. :)

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  7. HOLE-Y is a SHARKITUTEAugust 6, 2010 at 9:21 AM

    I KNEW it!

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  8. Hole-y is a sharkslutAugust 6, 2010 at 9:22 AM

    Damn. Almost had her that time.

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  9. You'd have watched Shark Week regardless. You'd have blown him regardless (I make these assertions because it's YOU we're talking about). The rest is just banter to pass the time. :)

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  10. If you post a pic of yourself with a "sharktitute" scratch on your chest, I think you'll win the internet ;-)
    I think you guys are more cute than 'problematic'!

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