Saturday, May 15, 2010

Disaster Averted.

I didn't say anything about my appearance (which wasn't that bad, I was able to cover the leg bruises and the shoulder bruises are starting to fade) and no one else said anything either.

Five minutes into the hike--which turned out to be more of a climb--I was so covered in mud and new bruises that no one could possibly tell anyway.

Good time though. It's a risky habit and it damages your body, but if some weirdo is into that sort of thing, well, I guess they're not hurting anyone who didn't ask for it.

7 comments:

  1. you make a good point. I remember when I was a brand new baby-perv (well, a baby in terms of actual perv experience, not age, obviously), and therefore Really Excited About Sharing My Thoughts (!!1!elventy!!!), having a conversation about masochism with a friend who was massively into american football and hockey. He kept saying "I just don't get how you could *want* someone to hurt you, and *enjoy* it...like, for fun..." and couldn't understand why I kept laughing hysterically.

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  2. It'll be at least June before you can definitively say no one said anything about the bruises, though at least if she broaches the subject now you can deny the existence of non-hiking bruises and she can't prove otherwise.

    Of course, not saying isn't the same as not noticing. It may just be that she doesn't want to think about it, which I suppose constitutes "getting off easy."

    Fun fact: yesterday my girlfriend bruised her knees ... doing yoga on a too-thin mat (that's not a euphemism).

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  3. Where'd you go hiking?

    I found east coast trails were a lot more vertical and less thought out than out west. Here, it seems like they just pick a direction and GO, regardless of obstacles...

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  4. Lawrence - On Mt. Greylock. And I agree; out west they understand how to use switchbacks, whereas some of the trails we took just went up. Thunderbolt Trail on that mountain is 2275 vertical feet in 2 miles; that's not a trail, that's a freaking cliff.

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  5. It's a risky habit and it damages your body

    Yeah. Hiking is fucking rough.

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  6. Try Monadnock up in southwestern NH. The wife and I hiked it back in '04 or so; it's a few hours up tp the top, and often crowded, but a fun, fun hike, and the view is gorgeous.

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  7. I once worked on a difficult aikido wristlock with a really big guy for a solid hour. The next day, I had clear, brown, unmistakeable handprints on both forearms. Four fingers and a thumb.

    I wore long sleeves to work for several days, because while my immediate co-workers would have gotten it, I was worried about other members of the department who might feel (reasonably) that I was in need of protection. My backup plan would have been to give them Sensei's phone number, but just as well not to need it.

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