Thursday, May 27, 2010

Soothing.

(Posts may be scarce for a few days, I'm moving and stuff's all crazypants.)

When I'm tired enough, sex is sometimes not exciting but soothing--sometimes very soothing, like the perfect way to drift off to sleep. Not hard fast sex, but slow sleepy sex is positively lulling. And napping together is a whole new kind of intimacy, one that's harder for me to relax for than just sex. I can fuck a guy I don't totally trust, but if I try to sleep with him I'll be awake or barely dozing all night; I have to really trust someone to be able to fall all the way asleep.

Alone, I find that a vibrator helps me sleep. On the lowest setting, just holding it still, it doesn't make me come but it makes me comfy. It's sort of embarrassing to wake up with the cord wrapped around me and the vibrator wedged into the small of my back, though. A few times it's still been going.

Man. Can you spot the subtle hints in this post that I just switched to graveyard shifts? I'm going to take a nap now.

11 comments:

  1. Hole-y is a Butt SlutMay 27, 2010 at 7:50 PM

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  2. Oh!!! TurdBoy gets the slapdown!

    (cheerful applause from the gallery)

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  3. I'm kind of sad his post got deleted. They make me laugh because it's funny to me that these people take themselves seriously.

    And I'm totally with you on the slow sleepy sex. It rocks

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  4. slow sleepy sex? i think getting excited is kind the point, but do i know i just have a craft-shaft... lol

    ps- add me to the snarky critical blogs, cause baby, i got a patent on the snark!

    m-

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  5. Hole-y is a Butt-SlutMay 28, 2010 at 4:27 AM

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  6. Butt-Slut Dude - I deleted you, as I'd warned, for repetition. "DEBATE ROISSY OR ELSE YOU AGREE" is not a new way to troll, even if it is a different Roissy link, ooh.

    Also, telling the perverts on a pervert blog that they're probably virgins is... a risky tactic, if you think about it.

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  7. I often masturbate when I'm in a lot of pain or nauseated. It's like rocking back and forth or something. Also, I heard you're a butt-slut. Hot.

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  8. Holly, is there a way to delete a comment without leaving any record that it was there? If a troll decides to seriously attack your site, I'm sure you don't want your comments section cluttered with dozens of posts reading "This post has been removed by a blog administrator."

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  9. I frequently fall asleep with my vibrator. It's cordless, so I don't have that issue, but I do wake up with it in ridiculous places (and sometimes forget to put it away when I get up, and leave my door open... whoops). You're right, though, it's so damn soothing some nights.

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  10. Orgasms help relieve my menstrual cramps - like massaging the cramping muscles from the inside, I guess. Hard to get in the mood for sexytimes when I'm convulsing in pain though.

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  11. Alexis - Yes, there is a way, and if I get dozens of trollposts I'll use it, but I enjoy leaving this one's remains up as a warning to the others.

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