Saturday, August 14, 2010

Ostention.

Every threesome that I've ever been involved in has, at some point, included a high-five and/or fist-bump over the third person's back.

I mean, how can you not?

6 comments:

  1. I get what you're saying -- about one-third of mine have involved the high-five, fist-bump, or similar.

    On the other, the other two-thirds didn't. Oh, Agony Aunt Holly, whatever am I doing wrong???

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  2. You're jaded. You've become numb to the sheer giddy "we're doing this ironically only not really" joy of the Eiffel Tower.

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  3. Nope. I'm certainly a little jaded -- let's face it, I don't see a lot of 'normal' any more -- but I always, ALWAYS have the giddy joy in any sex act I undertake.

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  4. Aw. It's so true I feel bad even making fun of it.

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  5. There's no irony in it.

    Threesomes are *awesome*.

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  6. The one I have been in included a high-five. It was even part of the negotiations beforehand.
    (Also, he taught me how to eat out his girlfriend/my friend with benefits. Unfortunately, he has refrained from calling me padawan.)

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