Saturday, August 30, 2008

Choosy gentleman, ain't he?

This link was on Something Awful and it's priceless:

Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife


  1. I hope the SA post leads to a ton of trolling for him. Hell, I'm tempted to look for pictures of slim 5'6" women with B-cups myself.

    My favorite line: "Do NOT Fall in Love with Me until I say so!" No problem there, dude.

  2. Bruno - Come to think of it I'm friends with a number of women who meet his exacting standards...

    I dunno if I want to ask any of them "can I send your pictures to a crazy man on the internet, it'll be EPIC LULZ!" though.

  3. If they're really your friends, they'll say yes.

  4. This just made my night. I don't think I've laughed so hard in a while.

    Honestly, I pretty much fit his standards for looks and I AM SO tempted to try to pass all his shit just to give him a hard time. Lol.

  5. Aaaw jeez.... I'm so going to try and apply! Let's see if I can pass the interviews with flying colors.....

  6. Iggy! Bwah!

    And for the Unintentional Irony category: ...nor do I speak condescendingly to my women...

    God, "I want a young, beautiful, intelligent, educated woman who wants nothing more than to devote her entire life to a self-absorbed middle-aged man."

    It worked for Jubal Harshaw, but, um, he was charming and rich. And fictional.

  7. Well, the up-side is that the law of averages dictates she'll likely have about 30 years after he dies to squander his fortune. But what price? Whoredom, indeed.

  8. oh my, that IS special isn't it...