Saturday, August 30, 2008

Choosy gentleman, ain't he?

This link was on Something Awful and it's priceless:

Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife


  1. I hope the SA post leads to a ton of trolling for him. Hell, I'm tempted to look for pictures of slim 5'6" women with B-cups myself.

    My favorite line: "Do NOT Fall in Love with Me until I say so!" No problem there, dude.

  2. Bruno - Come to think of it I'm friends with a number of women who meet his exacting standards...

    I dunno if I want to ask any of them "can I send your pictures to a crazy man on the internet, it'll be EPIC LULZ!" though.

  3. If they're really your friends, they'll say yes.

  4. This just made my night. I don't think I've laughed so hard in a while.

    Honestly, I pretty much fit his standards for looks and I AM SO tempted to try to pass all his shit just to give him a hard time. Lol.

  5. Aaaw jeez.... I'm so going to try and apply! Let's see if I can pass the interviews with flying colors.....

  6. Iggy! Bwah!

    And for the Unintentional Irony category: ...nor do I speak condescendingly to my women...

    God, "I want a young, beautiful, intelligent, educated woman who wants nothing more than to devote her entire life to a self-absorbed middle-aged man."

    It worked for Jubal Harshaw, but, um, he was charming and rich. And fictional.

  7. Well, the up-side is that the law of averages dictates she'll likely have about 30 years after he dies to squander his fortune. But what price? Whoredom, indeed.