Sunday, September 26, 2010

Ultimate Pleasure.

Last night I masturbated to orgasm while receiving a backrub.

I have the best possible life.

10 comments:

  1. That does sound pretty good, but wouldn't it have been even better if you were also receiving a foot massage and drinking a milkshake at the same time, while someone cleaned your apartment and left a million dollars in unmarked 100s on your cocktail table?

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  2. Comrade PhysioProf - If I had a million dollars I'd only spend it on backrubs anyway.

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  3. Sounds good, but add bacon for the best possible life.

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  4. Hunh. I usually use warm almond oil with a little eucalyptus and lavender for massage. I suppose I could try warm bacon dressing.

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  5. Mousie, that sounds really good. Except I had someone use almond oil on me once without telling me that's what it was. Turns out I'm allergic to almonds. *That*...was not fun.

    Terressentials makes fantastic body oils for massages. They're all heavily cocoa-butter-based, but their additional scent makes them smell fomgodish - like mint chocolate. I tried their Luscious Lemon oil and heard, repeatedly, "What smells like a chocolate orange?" at work. ...amazing. :D

    All else aside, back massages are phenomenal and I'm kinda jealous. I bet the back massage made the orgasm feel that much more intense.

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  6. Also, looks like my epileptic keyboard did it again. "Fomgodish" was supposed to read "foodish" and somehow got an OMG thrown in there.

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  7. I am NOT the person Holly was with - I only chimed in to make the bacon joke. Sorry if anyone was confused. I'm always happy to give massages, but it wasn't me.

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  8. ZombieCheeze, I thought you meant foodish with an OMG! in the middle. It's expressive.

    I tend to blend my own oils due to price. Since some of the oil is absorbed through the skin, I stick to food oils.

    You choose the base oil to not have a strong smell and for it's balance of lasting and not lasting; how often you will need to reapply vs. how greasy the person will feel later. Almond is my favorite because it is quite light; you have to reapply more but it doesn't leave a greasy feel.

    Then you add a few drops of a warming ingredient, like menthol and/or eucalyptus essential oil. It's important not to overdo this because it brings warmth from the person's core to the part you're massaging; too much and they will feel cold later, way too much and it burns.

    And then you add a few drops of something just for the scent. I mainly aim for relaxing scents, which lavender or chamomile essential oils are good for.

    I have a friend who's allergic to almond, eucalyptus, and menthol; I'm trying to choose a suitable base for her, thinking safflower heated with ginger root as a warmer.

    (You always want to heat the oil, cold oil never feels good; and always spread it on your hands, never dribble it on the massagee.)

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