Saturday, March 28, 2009

Lone Troops Overseas, FUCK YEAH!

Today, going through junk salvaged from my parents' house, I found my old Girl Scout uniform!

It still fits! (sort of)

...Man, I never did get very many merit badges. They're all indoorsy ones too like "health" and "multiculturalism." Our troop went camping and hiking plenty--hell, we even learned how to use a machete to bushwhack in dense jungle--but I guess we just never bothered to get the machete merit badges.

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  1. My my. Its like Holly picture christmas lately! Though this one does create a weird cognitive dissonance...

    How 'bout one of you from behind, head to toe?

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  2. William - They're free, dude, you don't get to special-order. :p

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  3. Oh I know, I know. Those are wonderful gifts you share with us......I was just hopin', is all :).

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  4. Woo-Hoo! Now that is the stuff that very odd and yet erotic dreams are made of... Tell me, did you get the 'Merit Badge Forgery' Badge?

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  5. Now that's a pretty and funny photo of you!

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  6. Lawrence - If I had, I'd have more than four stinkin' badges.

    Now that I have the perspective of adulthood, I realize that GSUSA will really just mail you any badge you order out of the catalog, but without the "Merit" it would be a hollow victory.

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  7. Nobody else has said it, so I guess I have to.

    This reminds me of when I was kicked out of Cub Scouts for eating too many Brownies.

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  8. Badges? I don't see no badges! :)
    Srsly, nice pic, tho I suspect part of your uniform is, um, missing? Just wondering.

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