I almost wrote another controversial, thinky post having as much to do with feminism and my general life philosophy as with sex. But then I remembered that I have a camera again now.
So yeah. (NWS)
This sort of thing simply wouldn't be possible in a modern pre-industrial radically self-reliant home-grown thinger. You'd have to extract and refine the bedazzle ore yourself.
I feel like that shot was kind of an unflattering angle so here's a bonus one that makes my tits look like the eighth wonder of the goddamn world.