I wish Alan wouldn't apologize for having orgasms.
"Oh yeah, oh yeah, OHHHHHHH... oh no, crap, I'm so sorry."
He'll say this even if he's been going for fifteen minutes and I've come three times. I need to convince him that I don't need a man who can fuck indefinitely.
In fact it's rather frustrating when a man lasts for hours. I love to watch guys come. I hate to hear them say "uh, it's not you, but it's been two hours and I just can't get there, maybe I better just finish myself off." And I really really hate to hear "oh forget it, it's not gonna happen, just let it get soft and I'm going to sleep."
I know it's not necessarily my fault but it always makes me feel cruddy.