I am no longer technically eligible to donate blood.
"Have you had sex with a man who has had sex with another man since 1977, even once?"
There's no box for "Have you had sex with a man who had protected sex with another man and subsequently tested negative for HIV and STDs?" Apparently all male-male sex is assumed to be high-risk, no matter what, and permanently dirties the blood.
Dammit Benny. You gave me dirty gay blood.