Thursday, January 24, 2008

Evil Plot Backfires!

Okay, so apparently Benny was merely suffering from a proportional discrepancy with his enormous Sasquatch body, because he is somewhat over six inches. Which puts Alan at... at least seven.

This means that I have never been with a dude who was rocking less than six inches of little dude.


I guess I shouldn't post anything about "size doesn't matter," because it seems I'd have no way of knowing. I'm so spoiled.

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